Unprepared for the explosion of force that propelled me 420 feet skyward at a dizzying 120 miles per hour,
I white knuckled the restraints screaming.
Plummeting
back to earth seemed terrifyingly faster.
I saw God.
Then,
I shit myself...
like a boss.
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like a boss.
HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeletesusanwritesprecise, I am so pleased you got a giggle out of this! Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteHA! That's why I won't go on rollercoasters! Although I'd hope that I wouldn't poop myself.
ReplyDeleteJoJo, precisely why you won't catch me on one either! Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteLOL :D That would be soooo embarrassing! If I was in her place, I'd never go again :D
ReplyDeleteShilpa, yeah it would be one of those moments and I am with you, I would steer clear of rollercoasters from then on. Thanks for stopping by to read and for your sweet comments! ♥
Deletelol hopefully there was a change of undies
ReplyDeletePat, not sure anyone would know to plan for such an event! Lol! I was thinking figuratively, instead of literally. Literally would demand a quick exit to get new undies and regain some composure. Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteHilarious! Fun read Kathy :)
ReplyDeletedashkal, I am so pleased you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteHahaha! Not at all the way I thought that would end!
ReplyDeleteMimi, LOL so glad I surprised you a bit! Thanks for stopping by to read and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteA hint of mythology makes it genius
ReplyDeleteRuby, I am so pleased you liked it! Genius? Wow, not sure I have ever had anyone refer to my writing as genius before. Thank you much for stopping by and for your sweet words! I feel like I should take a bow! Bowing low without falling on my face! ♥
DeleteI have wondered how well I could handle a roller coaster. Fear certainly grips you harder as you get a few years on you. A good laugh indeed.
ReplyDeleteAnn, I know for facts that I wouldn't handle it at all which is what inspired this snippet. LOL Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteYour sense of humor is as wild as that ride, Kathy! :)
ReplyDeleteMartha, I am so pleased you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteVery funny Kathy. It has been years since I've been on a roller coaster, but I remember what my hair looked like after the ride.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, I have only rode two roller coasters in my life time and that was two too many! LOL Thanks so much for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteOh man--I definitely would not be saying, "Let's go again!"
ReplyDeleteMarcy, I am with you on this one! LOL Thanks so much for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteKathy, you've written this with the best action words--it makes my stomach drop just reading about it. :)
ReplyDeleteJennifer, I am so pleased you liked it and I was able to capture the experience so vividly for you, especially since I have only ever been on two roller coasters in my life. Thanks so much for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteHa! That's about as much rollercoaster as I can take. Hilarious and well-timed response.
ReplyDeleteSilverleaf, me too! Thanks so much for your kind words and for stopping by to read my entry. I really appreciate it! ♥
DeleteYeah, that would probably be me. I HATE those rides. Good job with the 42, Kathy :)
ReplyDeleteShailaja, I know it would be me! I hate them too and always safely watching my daredevil family safely from the ground. No scary rides for me! Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
Delete"I saw God". Heh. I liked that. It's been a while since I've ridden a rollercoaster, but I know the come-to-Jesus terror in your story, for sure. And I wouldn't dare go on an upside-down one. I assume your character isn't on one either; otherwise, with the whole pooping thing...that might be an issue.
ReplyDeletehypotheticallywriting, definitely would be an issue going upside down..ewww. I am so pleased you enjoyed my story and could relate it to your own experiences. Thank you so much for stopping by to read and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteHahaha! Excellent one, Kathy. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteiwrotethose.com. I am so happy you loved it! Thanks for stopping by and for your sweet comments! ♥
DeleteThis made me laugh! Me and rollercoasters parted ways years ago :) (This made me think of something that happened several years ago with my dad. He had gone on a rollercoaster with one of my brother's kids and got off of it turning all kinds of green. He told my mom, "I didn't think it was going to go backwards too." She looked at him and said, "And why do you think they called it the "Boomerang." We've teased him about that since :)
ReplyDeletejannatwrites, I have never had any form of relationship with roller coasters. I absolutely refuse to ride them. LOL So this came from what I imagine it would be like for me. That is funny about your brother. LOL Thanks for stopping by and for your lovely comments. I am so pleased you liked it! ♥
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