Would you ever go bungee jumping?
I don’t even have to think about this one. Hell no, I would never go bungee jumping even if someone paid me. Whose brilliant idea was it to bungee jump anyways? What kind of a fool pays big money to be attached to a bit of elastic and then catapulted off of a bridge or high building to dangle and bounce? Obviously the answer would be the kind of folks desperate to appear cool that are thrill seekers looking for a rush.
I would never pay money to $hit my pants, possibly have a heart attack, and at the least scare the living be Je$us out of myself in front of an audience of people. With my luck the bungee cord would break and I would end up a huge splat looking much like road kill. No thank you, I believe I will pass. I may be a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket but I reckon to bungee jump you would have to be a stellar resident at the funny farm. Besides I speak fluent chicken when it comes to anything like bungee jumping, riding roller coasters , or any other insane scheme that could involve certain death. More power to the daring few that take their lives in their hands. I will never be one of you until next time when I give you another glimpse into the life of a trucker’s wife.
What about you? Feel like riding the lightning, tasting the thrill, and plummeting several hundred feet for the hell of it? Would you go bungee jumping?
