Silent Sunday

Hanging around...

Down the slide...

Climbing around...

Just another Silent Sunday.

Recess

     It always amuses me when I ask my kids what happened at school they begin and end by telling me they had recess and lunch.  OK, you had recess and lunch and then came home?  I am not buying it!  I have to literally drag what else they did out of them kicking and screaming.   When I think about it when pressed at that age, I probably would have said the same thing.   Let’s face it; kids live for food and recess.  It is the best part of the day.  It is fact.

         Even if they did enjoy school and learning it would be a rare kid who would actually admit it to an adult and go into elaborate detail.  
 At the elementary school I went to the playground was in a huge dusty field with room to get up a rousing game of no rules soccer or perform a top of your voice recital to the audience of trees that lined the back of the property.  The playground was filled with everything a person could hope for: slides, swings, a teeter totter or two, monkey bars, and a merry go round.  

        One time one of the boys in my class convinced me to try the teeter totter with him.  I had always been a little leery of the teeter totter but didn’t want to look like a big chicken to him.  I bravely got on and for all intents and purposes made it appear I knew exactly what I was doing.  You would have thought I was in a hall of fame somewhere for my expertise of riding teeter totters.  I was the female version of Joe Cool personified.  All was going well until he jumped off sending me crashing to the ground.  My chin slammed against the handle I was holding, HARD.  An explosion of pain engulfed me, my eyes filled with tears, and blood poured from my chin.  If I had been a cartoon, little animated stars would have been swirling over my head.    I began screaming and wailing as only a little girl could do.  Before I knew what hit me, the teacher on recess duty was rushing me into the building to see the nurse.  I got a bandage the size of an elephant’s a$$ for my trouble that day.

        I would like to say that I rushed back out to recess and had the balls to climb right back on the teeter totter.  That would be a lie though.  From then on I walked a wide circle around the teeter totter and never was persuaded to mount one again.  My fear of the infamous teeter totter continues to this day.  Playgrounds can be a wonderful place when you are a kid.  They can also be equally dangerous.  Just last week my son fell off the top of the tallest slide at school plummeting to the ground below.  He received a severe concussion which resulted in swelling to the lining of his brain and an infection which elevated his temperature to fever pitch for days.  To this day, he isn’t quite sure what happened.  If it weren’t for eye witness reports from the teacher on playground duty actually seeing his horrific fall take place I would never know what really truly happened.

      Let’s face it survival on the playground in elementary school can be compared to surviving the jungle where the natives are restless and anything goes.   Somehow a person survives the bumps, scraps, and bruises from the playground.   Even then, when remembering the recesses of the past the times when I left the playground bloody or hurt take precedence over any other memory of the countless games of hopscotch, kick ball, or Chinese jump rope until next time when I give you another glimpse into the life of a trucker’s wife.

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Lessons from the Playground

    What are the most important lessons I learned from the playground??  The last playground I recall playing on myself was in elementary school.  I have lots of memories from recess, but what did I learn?

      The first time I got on a teeter-totter the other kid jumped off when I wasn’t ready.  The teeter totter banged to the ground and the jarring slammed my chin into the metal handle I was holding in a death grip.  My chin quickly covered with blood and my eyes filled with tears.  That was the first and last time I ever got on a teeter-totter.  Lesson number 1: steer clear of the teeter totter!

      I loved to swing on the swings but got a little queasy the higher the swing soared.  My friends and I used to put our legs through the swing beside the one we were on and allow ourselves to be pushed.  Instead of feeling a thrill over soaring through the sky, I felt a wave of terror and screamed like a little girl.  Lesson number 2: If the swing goes to high, drop your feet, and slow yourself down.  To hell with those kids that tease you because you are a scaredy cat!   Later in life when I took my kids to the park I witnessed this idiot kid who was swinging way too high.  At the highest point, he jumped.  He ended up black, blue, and bloody.  Lesson number 3: Use your head. If the swings aren’t surrounded by something soft and instead have 2X4’s around the perimeter, don’t jump. Hello!!!! You could hit the wood and end up road kill. Take two for safety!  Better yet, don’t jump at all!

        Lesson number 4: The best games in the world are those that come from your own imagination.  Much like my kids pretending they are at Hogwarts and Harry Potter cohorts, my friends and I used to pretend we were the characters from our favorite TV shows.   Back in my day my friends and I would play “Little House on the Prairie” where yours truly was Laura, and “Pinky Tuscadero and the Pinkettes” where I was a Pinkette.  Pinky Tuscadero was featured on the TV show “Happy Days” and we took great delight in singing to the trees that bordered the playground.  Lesson number 5: trees make a great audience. They are incapable of throwing tomatoes or booing. Lesson number 6:  You can be anyone you want to be in your imagination, if only until the whistle blows!

        Another lesson that comes to mind is to wait your turn.  Only one kid can generally go down the slide at once, and if used properly and safely only one kid can get on a swing.  Finally, last but not least…avoid standing to close to the monkey bars because you might get kicked in the head. Seriously, my son learned this lesson the hard way.  Unfortunately, it seems most lessons in life, especially on the playground, are learned that way until next time when I give you another glimpse into the life of a trucker’s wife.